thanksgiving

i am thankful for:

• alice
• pizza
• people who leave their facebook pages open
• people who leave their twitter accounts open
• all cheese
• cool friends
• cool animals
• the bad girls club
• living alone
• health insurance

i am not thankful for:

• mommy bloggers
• the toilet paper at my school
• flash mobs
• children with sticky hands
• glee clubs
• the influence glee has had on the public school system
• public wedding proposals
• occupy wall street protestors attacking me
• the people who have started peeing in my elevator

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